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MAY 2024 Newsletter

 

MAY BIRTHDAYS

SHARON GIURIATO

JEAN GENDREAU

GLORIA IACI

NANCY MURPHY

JOANN BROWN

MARTHA HOPKINS

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Bob’s Rambling Corner

MAY  2024

Joke of the Day

These two senior fisherman go ice fishing out on a frozen lake in Minnesota at 4:30 in the morning. After they drilled their holes in the ice and dropped in their fishing lines they sit down on their portable chairs and wait. At 4:45 they real in their lines to check their bait. Nothing. They change the bait and drop the lines back in. At 5:30 they check again and nothing. 6 AM nothing. At 6:30 a young 10 year old boy comes along and cuts a hole in the ice about 10 yards away from them and drops in his line and boom, he hooks a fish at 6:35. He removes the nice fish, rebaits the hook, drops in the line and boom, catches another fish at 6:45. 

The two seniors still haven't even had a nibble.

So one of the seniors says, "boy we've been here for two hours and we haven't even got a nibble, what are you using for bait?"

The boy answers back with a mumble that could not be understood by the fisherman. So he asks the boy again, "how are you catching these fish?" And the boy answers back again with a full mouth mumble of which neither man could make out. So the man tells the boy, "boy spit out whatever you got in your mouth and tell us how your catching these fish?"

So the boy spit out something into his hand and tells the men, " YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP YOUR WORMS WARM!". HA, HA!!

PRAY FOR EVERYTHING/EVERYONE ALWAYS!

GOD BLESS YOU!

Share the LOVE!!

JOY TO THE WORLD..

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Activities

Feel free to drop-in any time. Our hours are M-TH 9–3 Fri 9-12 Our weekly schedule includes:

 

  • Art - Sponsored by the Arts Council of Monterey County  

    Mondays & Thursdays-12:30 to 3:00 Instructor Bunny Pavine teaches painting classes for FREE

  • Tai Chi - On Tuesdays & Thursdays, 9:30 to 10:30 we perform gentle exercises that focus on Balance, breathing, stretching & strengthening expressly geared for Seniors.

  • Chair Yoga- Tuesdays and Wednesdays 1-2 except the second Wednesday of the month when we have Board Meetings.  Thursdays at 10:30 after Tai Chi

  • Karaoke - Tuesdays after Tai Chi we enjoy some sing-a-longs

  • Computers/Cell Phones/education- Thursdays, 12:15 to 3:00 with Scott Spencer

  • Bingo - On Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays, 9:30 to 11:30

  • Line Dancing- in association with the American Legion Thursdays 10 to 11:30 at the American Legion Post 594

  • Food & Nutrition - in association with North County Recreation and Parks District and sponsored by the Monterey County Department of Social Services Area Agency on Aging lunches are provided, Monday – Friday at 11:30, $3.00 donations are appreciated but not required. 

  • Cooking Demonstrations are BACK Every Tuesday from now until the end of June 2024 1PM-2PM

  • Wednesdays we serve as a Distribution location for the Monterey County Food Bank from 9 AM-until the food runs out, come pick up FREE fresh vegetables.

  • In association with Grey Bears, we serve as pickup location on Thursdays, 9-3, register on-line at Greybears.org 

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